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[spaceninja144]

I'm wound up. I can't sleep. I can't focus on my book. The gym is full of idiots and the lounge is too loud. I'd kill three sandworms for a hot bath right now.

Mission can't come soon enough.

[EDIT:] Is anyone interested in fighting to the death?

Comments

[kin_chan]

ME ME ME PICK ME LITTLE WEIRD BROTHER HIYOSHI!!!!

[spaceninja144]

Yeah. Okay.

[kin_chan]

WEPONS??? NO WEPONS?????

[spaceninja144]

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

[kin_chan]

RACOONS make beter wepons tho cox their tails dun cum off as easily wen u swing them round

[spaceninja144]

There's no foxes OR raccoons on this planet, Tooyama.

And just because you're probably the only person who would assume I'm serious, neither of us is going to die, either.

[kin_chan]

then y did u say u use foxes

I WANNA FIGHT U HIYOSHI cox i even put on my leopard preenz socks to fight U!!!

[spaceninja144]

Never mind why. Meet me in the gym in five minutes.

[kin_chan]

OKEY!!! I WILL BEAT U HIYOSHI!!! u better not die

[spaceninja144]

If we're doing this properly there are going to be rules this time. 1) No killing. 2) No breaking bones or dislocating joints. 3) I need to be able to go on my mission in a few days, so don't get excited and give me a concussion or anything. 4) When one person says STOP, that means they give and the round is over and we start again. Got it?

[kin_chan]

so no ripping off ur arm and hitting u with it???

[spaceninja144]

No. See rules 2 and 3.

[kin_chan]

:c(

okey boring hiyoshi BRUISES ONLY is okey

[spaceninja144]

You never learned what sparring is, did you.

[kin_chan]

WATS SPARRING???? wen u have BORING RULES?

[spaceninja144]

Sparring is fighting as practice without actually hurting each other. You see, people a long time ago figured out that if you always killed the people when you fought, after a while you'd have no one left to fight with.

[kin_chan]

meybe peple just need to stop being so weak then

[spaceninja144]

You're aware you're a freak of nature, right?

[kin_chan]

NO UR THE WEIRDO

[spaceninja144]

I'm not insulting you. I'm saying that you're unnaturally strong.

[kin_chan]

oOH!! yah i am!! i used to cary my mum around

[spaceninja144]

And just because you're incredibly strong, doesn't make other people weak. It makes them normal.

[kin_chan]

but thyr weaker than me so not fun to fight wit

ur OKEY tho hiysohi cox u move super fast ninja gogogo

[spaceninja144]

Thanks. I think.