(no subject)

[spaceninja144]

Ohtori broke my ribs.

Comments

[chickens]

Jin, engineering is going to jump Ohtori in revenge. Thank you for your contribution to this

[akutsu]

I ain't jumpin nobody.

[chickens]

You are no fun

[akutsu]

Plenty'a fun when I wanna be.

[chickens]

Depends on people's ideas of fun

[akutsu]

Guess that's true.

[chickens]

I love your wholesome interactions with Hiyoshi

[akutsu]

.......

[chickens]

What? It's nice seeing my number 1 and number 5 people interacting wholesomely

[akutsu]

how is this wholesome?

[chickens]

Nice big brother thoughts from you

[akutsu]

.........

[chickens]

Hahahahahahaah

[spaceninja144]

No they're not. They're going to mind their own business, or I'll have everyone who participates detained.

[chickens]

Can I at least fuss over you like a mother hen? Get you a boiled egg to rub over the bruising?

[spaceninja144]

Sounds like a waste of an egg, but if that makes you happy.

[chickens]

Oh no wait it's a raw egg. It sucks all the bruising up into it and makes it feel better

[spaceninja144]

That sounds like an old wives tale.

[chickens]

Still worth trying though, right? And if you put it in the fridge beforehand, it'll be nice and cold

[spaceninja144]

They already gave me pain medication, so do what you want.

[chickens]

Comforting hugs?

[spaceninja144]

Okay, not that. Hugs and broken ribs aren't compatible.

[chickens]

You can just sit there and I can drape over you shoulder sadly?

[spaceninja144]

If you don't put any weight on me.

[chickens]

Hahaha okay. Zero weight. Can I pat your hair?