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[spaceninja144]

Ohtori broke my ribs.

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[chickens]

Oh no wait it's a raw egg. It sucks all the bruising up into it and makes it feel better

[spaceninja144]

That sounds like an old wives tale.

[chickens]

Still worth trying though, right? And if you put it in the fridge beforehand, it'll be nice and cold

[spaceninja144]

They already gave me pain medication, so do what you want.

[chickens]

Comforting hugs?

[spaceninja144]

Okay, not that. Hugs and broken ribs aren't compatible.

[chickens]

You can just sit there and I can drape over you shoulder sadly?

[spaceninja144]

If you don't put any weight on me.

[chickens]

Hahaha okay. Zero weight. Can I pat your hair?

[spaceninja144]

Sure.